I hate all girls vehemently.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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