Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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