Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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