i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
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At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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