You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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