I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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