Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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