Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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