I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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