She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
