I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
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Watching her eat just hurts me
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
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I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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