yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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