You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Randomize
