I need help removing her.
Please, let me fuck your mom
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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