And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
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I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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