just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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