Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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