yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
The air taste purple.
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