Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Randomize
