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the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.

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(215): the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says. http://tfl.nu/scvs

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So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.

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(806): So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs. http://tfl.nu/g178

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Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.

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(240): Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names. http://tfl.nu/nfcq

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Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.

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(412): Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet. http://tfl.nu/977n

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Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.

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(201): Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision. http://tfl.nu/ohzv

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THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!

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(315): THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!! http://tfl.nu/7uwm

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I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.

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(910): I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight. http://tfl.nu/7vg9

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all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"

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(519): all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat" http://tfl.nu/ukas

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I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"

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(928): I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?" http://tfl.nu/rf85

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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.

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(919): He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say. http://tfl.nu/o436

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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.

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(215): I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns. http://tfl.nu/6hbs

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I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.

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(678): I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you. http://tfl.nu/ocnt

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Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.

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(519): Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen. http://tfl.nu/rpyn

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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.

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(330): She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time. http://tfl.nu/qns1

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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex

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I was drunk

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Please answer

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(312): I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex (312): I was drunk (312): Please answer http://tfl.nu/4zur

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