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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?

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• (914): View more from New York

  whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  This theraflu would make for a great margarita.

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  I can make a sudafedarita

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.

  (716): View more from New York

  The apple don't fall far from that tree.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.

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