She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
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The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
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Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
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