smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
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Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.