u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
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I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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