i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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