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(618): View more from Illinois

for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.

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(206): View more from Washington

I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off

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(314): View more from Missouri

Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.

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(+27): View more from South Africa

Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast

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(319): View more from Iowa

Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later

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(248): View more from Michigan

This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating

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(425): View more from Washington

Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".

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