who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
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I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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