I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
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you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
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Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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