This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
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Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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