You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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