either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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