Christians are straight up FREAKS
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
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that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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