It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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