I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
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im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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