she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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