he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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