biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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