he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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