you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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