...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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