I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
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Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
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I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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