I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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