I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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