so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
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Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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