i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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