Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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