I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
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please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
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did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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