so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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