I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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