i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i love accidental penises.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Randomize
