She said her name was "party"
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
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Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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