ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
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This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
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Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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