And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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