Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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