Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
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basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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