it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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