You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
