All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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